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About

Direcat is a Brooklyn based singer-songwriter / computer scientist / math nerd / cat lady, who most of the time goes by Tess. 

Tess was lucky enough to be born into a house with cats (... and dogs... and a smattering of gerbils... and sometimes fish). Her first toy was named Meow: an orange tabby who has since lost one eye, to an unfortunate incident with the family bulldog, Buster. 

Growing up in Manhattan, Tess was exposed to Broadway and pop music at a young age. She started classical piano lessons at age 5, but quickly abandoned the music her teacher, Elena, brought her. Elena later revealed she initially believed Tess would be completely incompetent (not completely untrue) - mainly due to the fact that she refused to play anything other than Mamma Mia, Les Miserable, Vanessa Carlton, and Evanescence for her first (multiple) year(s) of lessons.

Naturally, Tess is now marrying her two favorite things - music and cats - to create Direcat. A "band" whose "brand" is mainly just her cat, Ethel. (Harold was not interested in the part). 

The Cats

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Harold

Harold was born February 16th, 2014. Since day 1, he has been a curmudgeon living in the body of a young cat. He enjoys sitting on people chairs (never a cat bed), lying on his back in the middle of the floor, and glaring at you as if you have completely ruined his afternoon, just by existing. However, he is secretly a squish ball who will sneak into your bed and snuggle with you in the early hours of the morning or afternoon.

First + Middle: Harold Charles

aka: Monkey, Bear, Panda, Rold, Bubbles, Maximus Prime, Aelo

Favorite human food: butter, thinks all other human food is disgusting

Meow type: human infant (?)

Favorite toy: the box your last amazon order came in

 

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Ethel

Ethel was born April 24th, 2016. Since day 1, she has been a firecracker living in the body of a fur slug. She enjoys curling up in between the human's pillows, sleeping under the bed, and delivering plush toys to every area of the apartment during a special witching hour that occurs around 6 AM. She is (not so) secretly a lovable purr monster, that is when she is not running around the apartment like a maniac. 

First + Middle: Ethel Mabel

aka: Baby Cat, Baby Bear, E-Bear, Slug, Sourpatch, Eedle, Eelo

Favorite human food: once tried chicken tikka masala sauce

Meow type: raspy baby dinosaur shout (?)

Favorite toy: those things Ty tried to replace Beanie Babies with (Beanie Boos)